Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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