used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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