sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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