is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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