oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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