I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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