but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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