I think my vagina is haunted
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She announced her abortion via fbk
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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