She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I came so hard my ears popped.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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