I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Buhtt sex?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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