quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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