i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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