And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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