You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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