he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
My feet surprised me
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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