its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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