I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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