if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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