I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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