Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
How does one acquire holy water?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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