It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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