absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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