Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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