I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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