On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I wear drunk well.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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