So drunk its hurt
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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