She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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