We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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