VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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