I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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