whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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