please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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