yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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