So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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