Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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