If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You dont lie about slip and slides
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Randomize
