Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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