I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
