Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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