She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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