Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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