So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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