Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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