Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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