I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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