I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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