I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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