Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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