Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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