We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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