in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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